For Developers & Vibe Coders
AI wrote your code. We'll make it scale.
When your app runs fine locally but breaks in production — or when you've asked AI ten times and still can't find the root cause — we know exactly where to look. Senior engineers, real diagnosis, plain language.
Sound familiar?
These are the problems vibe coders and indie dev teams run into most often.
"Works on my machine"
Deploys fine, crashes with 50 real users. Something in your prod setup is wrong, but nothing in the logs makes sense.
You asked AI 10 times
Claude or ChatGPT suggests fixes, you apply them, the problem persists. The real issue is somewhere AI can't see.
It's just… slow
No idea if it's the DB, the server, the queries, or the code. Could be all four. You need someone to actually look.
The infra runs on hope
No CI/CD, deploys by SSH, SSL cert expires randomly. Works until it doesn't — and when it breaks, it's 2am.
Your cloud bill doubled
More users, but costs scaled 5× faster. Something is wildly inefficient and you're not sure where to even start.
You're scared to push to prod
Every deploy is a gamble. No rollback plan, no monitoring, no safety net. One bad push and everything goes down.
What we do
- ✓Performance profiling — find the actual bottleneck (DB? server? code? CDN?)
- ✓Infrastructure audit — nginx, Docker, DNS, SSL, server config
- ✓Database diagnosis — slow queries, missing indexes, connection pooling
- ✓Production deployment setup — CI/CD, zero-downtime deploys, rollbacks
- ✓Scaling roadmap — what breaks next and how to prevent it
- ✓Cost optimisation — right-size your infra, cut waste
Why not just ask AI?
AI is great when you know what to ask. But performance bottlenecks, misconfigurations, and prod-only bugs often require access to logs, metrics, and live infrastructure — things an AI chat session can't see.
We're the senior engineers you bring in when you've exhausted the AI-assisted path. 25+ years of infrastructure experience, not a language model.
How it works
Tell us what's wrong
(Or "we don't know, it's just slow.") A 30-minute free call is enough to understand your situation.
We audit & diagnose
Profile your stack, identify root causes, explain everything in plain language — no jargon.
We fix & document
Implement the fix, hand over documentation so you understand what changed and why.
Tech stack we cover
Pricing
€65/hr
Typical audit: 2–4 hours · Written report + root cause + fix recommendations
After audit — optional monthly support from €60/month. See pricing →